OK, here i go again, I had some requests for a cover of Robin Thicke's 'Blurred Lines' so I took a crack at it. Hope everyone enjoys it as much as the "Pursuit of Happiness" and "Wrecking Ball"
Here is the new one, I call it "Blurred Eyes"
Everybody Opt In
Everybody Opt In
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
[Verse 1: Robin Thicke]
If you can't receive what I'm trying to send
better head to my subscription page
Maybe they're overzealous,
Maybe they're not refined,
But my emails're the adaptive kind
[Pharell:] Everybody Opt In
[Pre-chorus: Robin Thicke]
Their subject was close, tried to entice an open
But layout was locked, not for your mobile nature
Just let me educate you
Hey, hey, hey
Cant read that notification
Hey, hey, hey
That emails unaccommodating
[Chorus: Robin Thicke]
And that's why all mine are responsive
So you can read it
So you can read it
So you can read it
and click that custom PURL
No more send to trash can
Or flagged by CANSPAM
cause im not batch-n-blastin'
No recipients with blurred eyes
Cause they can read it
Cause they can read it
Cause they can read it
and click custom PURLs
Clicked through to etsy
Must wanna get crafty
Go ahead, get handmade
[Pharell:] Everybody Opt In
[Verse 2: Robin Thicke]
Sending promo codes for
products that you scream for
Surprise guests cant sleep on th' floor
!*LAST CHANCE MATTRESS BLOWOUT TODAY*!
You got so lucky
Hey, hey, hey
In-laws wont slug ya
Hey, hey, hey
Your wife wont club ya
Hey, hey, hey
[Pre-chorus: Robin Thicke]
OK now that was close, now marked as safe-sender
but you gotta know, more promos in your future
New email bout to send ya.
Hey, hey, hey
2 for 1 BOGO sweater
Hey, hey, hey
Better call up the banker
Hey, hey, hey
[Chorus: Robin Thicke]
And that's why I'm gon' make a new PURL
Based on purchase data
Based on purchase data
Based on purchase data
You left before confirm
Can't leave cart abandoned
Better hide the plastic
Bank accounts getting blasted
[Pharell:] Everybody Opt In
Love these Return buys
I know you bought it
Love return buys
I know you bought it
Love return buys
I know you bought it
Use my new PURL
The way you click through
Must wanna get shoes too
Go ahead, why not buy 2
[Verse 3: T.I.]
Social shares are there, you
Click to tweet and pin to
Properties your friends can view
Yeah, I can now link your Klout to view
Topics on which your influential
Get your feed back on how I can improve
Share with you what's fresh and new
Maybe sponsor a blog or two
In a hundred years not dare, would I
Betray your hard earn trust or abuse your tribe
Nothing like that last website, sharing login info
Not respecting privacy or sharing policy
So I just watch and wait for you to click through
But you didn' submit it
Not many prospects can refuse this vending'
Its a nice buy, but don't get it if you dont get clicking
[Bridge: Robin Thicke]
Remorse from the buy, return now, cheer up
Exchange that shirt, for a new shirt,
One that might work?
[Pre-chorus: Robin Thicke]
Buyer did you leave? you haven't purchased lately
Please engage with me, engagement rates you're degrading, uh huh
No more non-responding
Hey, hey, hey
Cause I'm re-segmenting
Hey, hey, hey
For you I be waiting
So I can make a new PURL
(Pharell: Everybody get up)
I know you bought it
I know you bought it
I know you bought it
Come see my new PURL
Can't let it get past Ya
Better hide the plastic
Bank accounts getting blasted
I hate these blurred eyes
(Pharell: Everybody get up)
Cause they can read it
Cause they can read it
Cause they can read it
and click that custom PURL
Clicked through to etsy
Must wanna get crafty
Go ahead, get handmade